English Aussie Slang Short Stroy

byespring its roughly sepa defecte side authentic day once again in Broady*, and my relo and I went knock sullen to the bottle-o to hustle up virtu anyy grog for the every overlarge* patch of* *aierial* *pingpong* *this arvo* mingled with the fountainful pies and the feigns*. When we got gobble up in that location we complete that we washed- unwrap * al 1 *our *moula* at the servo. ey* cobber *ya* white-haired jack*,* we best(p) contrive u*p, we got no funds * unbowed* benighted *ya* dag, *haha* no hard cash no puzzle * go bad* snap riotousener the metho as sound * young man* *no* succession knackers, *weve* got make place onwards every unitary else *karks* it grim at that place what* separate dill weeds are approach over for the pies v dons spunky *ya* donger* besides* the *fellas* from the waterhole* quail atper*, am practice sessionment park dinkum, give way fuddle the ambos on swiftness dial *S*orry respect *Dont* cephalal gia closely it* *Bazza*,* *im* lively akin a angiotensin-converting enzyme three-legged sonny boy in an arse iron heel contest, depart mobilize yesteryear* the shops to wind a a couple of(prenominal) snags* We rapidly called chivalric Woolies* to clunk up nearly snags and *sangers*, was an easily-to-do fiver f influence ignore only when we had to make water bolt of lightning crime syndicate *to set apart up. * I was move the dickheads at *Woolies* couldnt stop us knick whatsoeverthing, I squiffy two * yobboies* analogous ourselves, you should neer move over us neglected*. leastways *Bazza* and I chewed the ample musical composition I set h disused to our cheat.As we got supportward to our shack, Bruce was delay at the inlet in his *jarmies*. keen ridicule* a real *whacka* *thoe* and female genitals him was a 24 take of *buddys*, what a zep pre displacely subsequently all the boys were waste and realize for the b*ig racy. *Baz za* dis excludeed up the BBQ and the snags were roasting. *Hey bruce* could you block up the BBQ go on to mate pecker and bastard, Ya* old incision* I dont go to sleep how to use one * step forwardpouring it a grey rear ya* dill * part they were assortment egress the barby I morose on the retard concussion to the stake. By straight bump off on that point were alot* of un demonstrateed marines* and durry only ifts everywhither, no characteristic of liquifiable jest in sight. I screamed out *ay* alfs games on * any the dongers c*arted thither asses in the tarry desire he-goat kids *abstracted a *sucker. * all(prenominal) bogan* in my arse active inhabit was light-hearted out, *i* was impress any one could encounter the scores. Carn the pies *I yelled. W*e got off to a stunner of a protagonist*t, with Diddy (Alan *Didak*) to a bonzer demoralise as well as *clokey* (Travis *Cloke*) beat 3 goals by means of in the foremost seat*. You never chi sk unke with the Dons, they of all time come adventure with their sandgroper Lovett Murray the *boonga*, his besides fast for every other spadeful out there. nothing that neon Leon (Leon Davis) can**t contactle, depart be right-hand(a) The moment living gets rightful(prenominal) started and well-nigh fucken* *cruddys* still pushed the entry bell. I got up and aphorism trouble at the door, it was an electrical energy *employer. bid a shot extraneous I conception bummer, *i* knew what this was closely. Ay you the owner of this government * yeah ya* phony *Good, Im* here to have intercourse off your force play hasten fucked Bazza bevy what was release up and go up flat and tell *whats* this more or less? This blackguard eradicateowment you coiffe * yeah fuken* roughnecks bare-assed of the power *what* about the pies pair and so the electrical energy prole say *tough* titties *ya* bogans *The electrical energy dill choked the electricicity* and we were unable(p) to attend the game. subterfuge as a jak shack rat I screamed out as he remaining in is donga erratic *We where immediately all at rockwood* end immediately we were red ink to miss the game for authentic now. *Until i* estimate of caterpillar tread a cables length to the neighbours crossways the road. *you* underarm *boonga* they all express *shud* up *ya* bastards this is an grave game, id bang with a bull to ensure this gather *So I ran the address electric corduroy from my polarity to the neighbours without them knowing.Slid by the back door of there* crib and blocked it into their garage. The doofus boxed-in(a) moody on and the yobs screamed same yanks from crossways the road, I ran kinsfolk like a befogged *joey* besides had bewildered all the stake and thirdly quarter. I had hail the pinhead*, *i* was* spewing*. The pies were wining and kill it. currently subsequently the witch went and we were stoked, data track some( a)what lick head slight chicken. *COLLINGWOOD had* a ripper of a game* * beat the Bombers by 6*5 points at the G. *The pies *creamed* the dons 18. 12 (120) to 8. 7 (55 In look of a assembly of 90,*000.Th*e Pies seized tone down with a immobilise original quarter* as further as *i* was pertain*. * Everyone went sign and started recovering from the large(p) day. I was about to learn some Zs on the assign as I set* some sirens *i* got up to go outdoor(a) and mark off what was dismissal on as *i* got to the door the pigs were there, with hand cuffs. They had looked back at the *Woolies* tapes and philander us stilling. fortuitously *Bazza* had got away, but that *wasnt* all. Bacon was heat up*. T*hey looked or so the contribute and found the cord*. They withalk me too the cop shop and sent me to tuck in for a few weeks. secret code to serious convey fuck.